A woman hit her golf ball into the woods and found a frog caught in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes with the condition whatever you wish for, your husband will get
ten times more or better.”

For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock
to him and…” The woman replied, “That will be okay.” So, pouf – she became
the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he
will be ten times richer than you and…” The woman said, “That will be okay,
because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine.” So, poof, she became
the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a
mild heart attack.

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