Lesson 1: Naked Wife A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll […]
MAY 12, 2017 – BUSINESSWIRE. Mountain View-based search giant Google Inc today announced they’ve acquired the internet for the astounding sum of $2,455.5 billion in cash. The deal had been rumored in various search blogs since the beginning of the year and was now confirmed by the company’s CEO. “This is in line with our […]
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time […]
What are you planning for Sunday? Better think of something quick. Here is a list of the all time, top 100 April Fools Jokes. Technorati Tags: funny, humor, April Fools, April 1, jokes, hoax
3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we […]
This may come as a shock, but I didn’t win the Powerball on Saturday night. I know, “You can’t win if you don’t play”. Well I bought a ticket and even put the power play on it or whatever you call it that adds another dollar to the ticket price. This was like the 3rd […]
This made me laugh, what can I say, it’s my birthday, I needed a break… Technorati Tags: funny, humor, pilot, conversations, atc
Jon Barnhardt
